Tag Archives: Breakup

Be Jealous

16 Dec

Check out this amazing body language!

I don’t really care who these humans are. I hope they’re healthy and happy and all but other than that, whatevs.

But I can’t imagine a better ‘running into your ex’ outfit or scenario.

I’m amazing and wonderful and you are a ridiculously dressed child and still focused on me.

The highest level of Go Suck It.

Don’t go backwards, only go forward.

FemaleGazing’s Bona Fide Get-Over-Him Update

26 Oct

I have a crush!

Finally.

And man, does it feel as good as I remembered it!

She’s back. Be afraid, be very afraid.

FemaleGazing’s Bona Fide Get-Over-Him Routine, Step… Much Later

5 Aug

 

Spoiler alert, breaking up gets easier to do.

I was out with a guy last night and he asked me if I had ever been in love before. The answer that popped into my head was one I didn’t expect.

Yes, and it was recent and it hurt and I’m still learning from it, but I don’t think that’s very interesting anymore. I’m doing a lot of cooking these days, I never thought that would be something I’d be very interested in.

No one who knows me would have been able to guess that I’d find cooking more interesting than relationships but alas, that is where I am right now.

Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who didn’t love me. But they lost someone who loved them.

-a positive way to look at a shitty situation (via upabovetheworld)

Breakup Season

26 Jul

A few times a year you hit a week or two when it just feels like breakup season. You get calls from across the country, weeping, late at night. Usually chirpy coworkers dragging themselves in, forgetting stuff and ducking out to the bathroom a lot.

You feel for them, comfort them. Talk them through their first solitary meals in months. Distract them while they’re getting dressed in the morning. Buy them ice cream.

And all the while a little piece at the bottom of your heart is saying “And everyone was worried about me missing out on that?”

How To Get Dumped In 3 Easy Steps

7 May

Do not make the mistake of thinking that they saw you for who you are and didn’t like it.

Do not make the mistake of thinking that since they saw into you and didn’t like it that no one ever will.

I’ll let you know what the third step is when I get through with the first two.

Is that too much to ask?