Mother’s Day

15 May

The baseball players wore pink socks today.

Because obviously the color pink means “I love women” in no uncertain terms. Because women are the color pink.

On mothers day the competition should be “My mom is the greatest because X.” The players should get to individually decorate their jerseys with their moms achievements.

They should sell the players merit badges for “bandaged my knee,” and “gave up job opportunities,” “gave up other relationships,” and “moved to be in my school district.” The money raised should be donated to women’s shelters in their home states. They should compete to raise the most money. To brag about their mothers the most.

It should be the day when instead of just loving the person you love, you tell the world about how much you love the person you love.

Group issued pink socks. Feels a bit lackluster to me.

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