FemaleGazing’s Bona Fide Get-Over-Him Routine

16 Mar

Dumped? Heartbroken? Shocked and miserable?

Did you love and lose for the first time?

And did you humiliate yourself further by telling everyone you know about him?

Well, do we have the cure for you?!

Download this masterpiece of a song, this ode to romantic disappointment and dashed hopes.

Set it to repeat and move the device far away from the bathtub. Somewhere it won’t get splashed and it also can’t be checked for texted apologies every 90 seconds.

Run a nice warm bath.

Light candles.

Slough your entire body with a rough foot scrub while singing and crying.

Rinse

Repeat.

Does it work?

I’ll let you know.

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