A few weeks ago I accidentally set up some friends of mine on a date. Afterwards I asked one of them how it went and he said,
“He’s cool and stuff but I’m not really in a dating place right now. It’s actually been really nice to have some time to focus only on me.”
To which I responded,
“I focus on me all the time. It’s just that sometimes I invite other people to focus on me with me.”
Truest story ever.