One day I’m going to be old and wrinkled.
My crows feet will be as beautiful as these. And when I don’t own a hairbrush (Oh, right, I already don’t own a hairbrush) and my hair is ridiculous then it will look this fabulously ridiculous.
We manage to find men without concealer and botox attractive, I think we can love ourselves as much. It just takes practice. Like playing the piano.
People are so afraid of women who aren’t looking for approval.
I like the way I look. If you don’t, oh wait, yeah, I didn’t ask if you did. And that’s why I’m the hottest bitch in this club.