What I imagine Rick Santorum does when confronted with things that are:
a) true.
b) not in line with what is in his heart (see ‘a’).
c) actual claims supported by actual facts.
d) gays.
e) vaginas.
I just imagine him getting very confused. About life, about how to do mundane things.
Rick Santorum doesn’t always answer the telephone, but when he does, he even does that wrong.
